Episode 29 - A Crocodile Penis Depression

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It’s that time again bookend fans, where your boys Peter and Louis take it upon themselves to tackle chapters 17-19 of Sonic High School, even though nobody asked them to and frankly everyone would be happier if they just stopped.

This time Sonic is forced to thank a deaf lunch woman for her house breaking skills by putting his head inside her vagina and screaming. He follows this by head butting a crocodile’s penis to the point of climax, throwing a toddler into the semen then petrifying him with his balls. Oh, and they find out Charmy bee got killed. Back at high school, buoyed up with the good news of Charmy bee’s death, Tails and Cream have sex in a cupboard, whereupon he finds Amy’s golden wristband on his knob, leading him to theorise she is some kind of prostitute. Confronted with this information, Sonic goes to confront Amy, currently in detention and horribly emaciated.

Your bookends meanwhile discuss their controversial opinions on Pickles and food deconstruction for their removal, the victimless crime that is slagging off the deaf on a podcast, contacting SEGA to make Sonic’s ball problems canon, our relatives who fought in the great wars so we could make this piece of shit and the delicious meta nougat you can curate when podcasting.

We’re nearing the final stretch now! And thankfully guns are illegal in the UK, so at least for now suicide is harder than finishing Sonic High School!

You can read Sonic High School (if so inclined) at the following link:
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8085414/1/SONIC-HIGH-SCHOOL

Episode 28 - Skatman Omega

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Join us friends; high school calls. However, while our spirits are willing, our minds are gradually being reduced to the consistency of good old Grandma Bookend’s famous kedgeree dish.

This week we read chapters 13-16 of the McDonalds endorsed masterpiece Sonic High School, where oh so much happens...

Shadow goes on a drive involving racial violence, decorating his car with spunky curtains, punking a policeman and trying to feed his cock and balls to his cars waste disposal. Oh, and he picks up silver to go to the play. The play is gay, but Charmy Bee turns out to be a murderous robot that tries to kill everyone, so that’s okay. Also Sonic poops again. Believe it or not that’s a plot point. Sonic also has to look after Knuckles and Knuckles Junior, who are both currently babies in case you have forgotten. They then practice kissing on each other while sonic films it.

Your bookends are getting seriously close to breaking, so do keep them company as they discuss Steven Kings’ constipation woes, the proliferation of Lego Rule 34 and ponder the dystopian future of Sex Robots.

When will it end?

You can read Sonic High School (if so inclined) at the following link:
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8085414/1/SONIC-HIGH-SCHOOL

Episode 27 - Chekov’s Lie Down

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This is bad bookend fans. With Peter and Louis less than halfway through Sonic High school their minds have already frayed to dangerous levels. Send help, or possibly ISIS, to put them out of their misery.

In the text Rouge gives birth to Knuckle’s baby (to the surprise of Espio, who was trying to covertly abort the baby shortly beforehand thinking it was his). Knuckles and Espio have to fight for no good reason - cucking Knuckles I suppose. Then knuckles kisses Espio and becomes a being of pure energy then goes inside of Rouge who then gives birth to him as a baby that looks like Espio. Then Sonic sees a Chinese doctor about his ball problems, that turn out to be apocalyptic in scope.

Meanwhile your bookends open a betting pool on sonic cucking, discuss the finer points of bed wiggles, get mad at interrupted kinky wagon play and discuss hurricane naming conventions.

So, you love idiots, stop looking at those high quality bunny boobs, and sit down to have a listen with a romance pasta dish. And if you have any questions, just remember: this was all science.

Kill us now.

You can read Sonic High School (if so inclined) at the following link:
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8085414/1/SONIC-HIGH-SCHOOL