Sunday 12 November 2017

Episode 32 – Graduation Day at Sonic’s Hole



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We did it guys! Your two bookends are finally finished with Sonic High School and can move on with the important things in life. Eight episodes were about 7 more than I wanted to do after the first week, but we’re nothing if not dedicated to this stupidity.

For such a long chapter, not too much happens. Tails interrupts Knuckle’s sex crime, explains why his chaos emeralds couldn’t resurrect sonic, steal them back from an unconscious Cream and meet up with the rest of the cast to tell them the good news. After having gathered everyone at Sonic's grave, they make the wish, and he comes back to life, blue and with his ball disease a thing of the past. He then proceeds to have sex with Amy in horrific and confusing detail. Knuckles makes a school report about it, everyone says what they’ve learned and the principal comes out an renames the school ‘Sonic High School’ and that’s all folks.

Despite being so close to the end, it’s almost like your bookends don’t want to leave given how off topic they get, or maybe they REALLY just want to talk about anything but Sonic High School by this point. As they waste an indecent amount of time talking about Peter’s pencil cases, whether riding a horse out of a plane would kill it or give it a religious experience, selling bean bags full of olives on Dragon’s Den, the Goosebumps series, the plight of the noble grave robber and the time Peter’s front room was invaded by a screaming frog.

To conclude, Sonic High School is: ‘A series of sex events, with sentences between them. Still not sure if Troll or not.’

You can read Sonic High School (if so inclined) at the following link:
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8085414/1/SONIC-HIGH-SCHOOL