Episode 26 - Big Boobed Bat With Bra Has Butt Baby

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This week your bookends continue their trip into the heart of darkness that is the insanity of Sonic High School. Where Bats and Chameleons have sex in science hats, and anything is possible.

Together we learn high tier sex moves from a horny chameleon, Louis has a mental breakdown when he invents a new word for his penis and then proceeds to have an Eggman revelation. Meanwhile Peter wonders about the legality of tricking a friend into having an abortion and goes even more unhinged when faced with the reality of Charmy Bee’s chin.

So, join us on the bumpful road to becoming the alpha and the omega as we follow the path to glory that begins at the base of your friend’s penis.

You can read Sonic High School (if so inclined) at the following link:
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8085414/1/SONIC-HIGH-SCHOOL

Episode 25 - ECAF EKAHS

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This week your bookends start their fan fiction odyssey into the twisted world of Sonic High School, where, against everyone’s better judgement, we will be spending the next few weeks.

Join us in our utter bewilderment as two grown men with very little knowledge of the Sonic franchise read about Sonic having ball problems that he writes about in his journal, a prom in a haunted house on Ghost Island, homoerotic interspecies crying, face shaking in madness and sadness caused by Dr Eggman as played by a fat gay asshole (the writer’s words, not mine).

This podcast also features some massive digressions from your bookends about ferrets, foxes having sex and shitting in urinals, just so they had something comparatively ordinary to talk about.

You can read Sonic High School (if so inclined) at the following link:
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8085414/1/SONIC-HIGH-SCHOOL

Episode 24 - Nobody Expects the ITF Tranquillity

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Join your Two Absolute Bookends in Chapter 20 of The Way The Stars Fall: Rebirth where the Tranquility go back 50000 years into the past, and nobody really cares, jack decided to try rescuing Tona against all good reason and Jack goes on a ‘Snatch & Grab’ with the trading ships crap marines – Starfire Squad. Huwah!

Their plan fails miserably.

I’ve made the chapter sound a lot more interesting than it actually is, with the action only taking up like a quarter of the chapter, but somehow your bookends talk forever, with Peter really going off on one about how this is the chapter where the book really lost it. He got so engrossed in yelling about time travel he forgot to mention the passage the episode name comes from. What a plum preserve he is. You get a whole groat if you can spot the passage.

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Episode 23 - Franz Kafka’s Tona Shrike

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Join your Two Absolute Bookends in Chapter 19 of The Way The Stars Fall: Rebirth where the Team escapes from the insurrectionist ambush with minimal effort, despite not standing a chance. Meanwhile Tona undergoes a horrific transformation into a Rokarii for reasons never adequately explained.

A lot happens very quickly this chapter, with Tona taking over a quarter of the crew in a paragraph, having a battle with Jack and escaping into a wormhole, where of course Jack has to follow, also for reasons I don’t fully understand. Featuring discussions of Simpson’s memes, bacchanal orgies, bone high heels and swimming with Bel Biv Devoe for my bucket list. What a time to be alive.

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Episode 22 - Thor Four Est Mort

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Join your Two Absolute Bookends in Chapter 18 of The Way The Stars Fall: Rebirth where Tona is recovering from her Rokarii shanking, but doesn’t let that mar her perfect stomach, Jack is keeping her company rather than captaining, Roxy is introduced then killed and Hollister doesn’t stand a chance.

Not much really happens this chapter, which leads us into a reprise of some of our old wonders, such as whose fault the Vortmund fuckup is and what happens when you let loaders fly fighter ships, with us going into newer territory wondering why the Tranquility has straw mattresses bolted to its hull and going on a five minute detour talking about the Marvel cinematic universe.

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Episode 21 - Mind Smirks

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Join your Two Absolute Bookends in Chapter 17 of The Way The Stars Fall: Rebirth while Jack leads a team of his trading ship’s crack commandos to rescue the inexplicably not dead Tona from the clutches of a very confused Alien Hive Mind. It’s far less exciting than it sounds.

Herein we discuss the trend of overly humanised hive minded aliens, get a film recommendation from Louis, the etymology of the word ‘horde’ and yet again we end up back in ancient Rome. This time wondering about the historical precedents of bum based manoeuvring.

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Episode 20 - Soft Ilmarian Metal Music

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After a long hiatus in uploads (which is all entirely on Peter for being distracted and an overall lazy shit) we’re back and looking at chapter 16 of The Way The Stars Fall: Rebirth.

This is our second attempt at recording this episode, and our frayed nerves do start to show as this fairly uneventful chapter leads us into talking about gambling for space porn, Hollister’s hypothetical murder spree and plans to get into Jack’s pants, ideas for other podcasts and musings on what constitutes a face.

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