Episode 27 - Chekov’s Lie Down

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This is bad bookend fans. With Peter and Louis less than halfway through Sonic High school their minds have already frayed to dangerous levels. Send help, or possibly ISIS, to put them out of their misery.

In the text Rouge gives birth to Knuckle’s baby (to the surprise of Espio, who was trying to covertly abort the baby shortly beforehand thinking it was his). Knuckles and Espio have to fight for no good reason - cucking Knuckles I suppose. Then knuckles kisses Espio and becomes a being of pure energy then goes inside of Rouge who then gives birth to him as a baby that looks like Espio. Then Sonic sees a Chinese doctor about his ball problems, that turn out to be apocalyptic in scope.

Meanwhile your bookends open a betting pool on sonic cucking, discuss the finer points of bed wiggles, get mad at interrupted kinky wagon play and discuss hurricane naming conventions.

So, you love idiots, stop looking at those high quality bunny boobs, and sit down to have a listen with a romance pasta dish. And if you have any questions, just remember: this was all science.

Kill us now.

You can read Sonic High School (if so inclined) at the following link:
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8085414/1/SONIC-HIGH-SCHOOL

Episode 26 - Big Boobed Bat With Bra Has Butt Baby

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This week your bookends continue their trip into the heart of darkness that is the insanity of Sonic High School. Where Bats and Chameleons have sex in science hats, and anything is possible.

Together we learn high tier sex moves from a horny chameleon, Louis has a mental breakdown when he invents a new word for his penis and then proceeds to have an Eggman revelation. Meanwhile Peter wonders about the legality of tricking a friend into having an abortion and goes even more unhinged when faced with the reality of Charmy Bee’s chin.

So, join us on the bumpful road to becoming the alpha and the omega as we follow the path to glory that begins at the base of your friend’s penis.

You can read Sonic High School (if so inclined) at the following link:
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8085414/1/SONIC-HIGH-SCHOOL

Episode 25 - ECAF EKAHS

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This week your bookends start their fan fiction odyssey into the twisted world of Sonic High School, where, against everyone’s better judgement, we will be spending the next few weeks.

Join us in our utter bewilderment as two grown men with very little knowledge of the Sonic franchise read about Sonic having ball problems that he writes about in his journal, a prom in a haunted house on Ghost Island, homoerotic interspecies crying, face shaking in madness and sadness caused by Dr Eggman as played by a fat gay asshole (the writer’s words, not mine).

This podcast also features some massive digressions from your bookends about ferrets, foxes having sex and shitting in urinals, just so they had something comparatively ordinary to talk about.

You can read Sonic High School (if so inclined) at the following link:
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8085414/1/SONIC-HIGH-SCHOOL